Obama to pitch for White Sox
LOS ANGELES (AP)— Barack Obama(notes) will be doing a little moonlighting this year(literally,since most games are at night). Obama, the best all-around athlete to ever occuopy the White House, played college basketball and is still in fine shape. "It is a win-win situation," said White Sox GM Kenny Williams. We need a lefty in the bullpen for relief and the president wants to get out and get to know the people. Plus, he already has a good salary so he will donate his Sox pay to charity. Since he will only pitch occassionally he can run the free world from his dougout using his Blackberry. .
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